Monday, March 7, 2011

MEGA UPDATE TIMEZZZ

If anyone is left who reads this blogue, sorry it’s been forevs since I’ve posted. I got a new job that I’m very excited about, and it’s been taking up a lot of time. But I’m trying to STRATEGIZE and TIME-MANAGE and whatnot for the future and so here is an extensive Piney update in easy-breezy list form!
  1. Dudes. Guess what he’s eating now! I might not give this one away and let people guess in the comments so I can laugh at all of your not-insane-enough guesses. The only clue I’ll give you is that once a year P gets sensitive to whatever he’s been eating and has to be switched to a combination of a TOTALLY NOVEL protein (i.e., one he’s never even tasted before in his LIFE) and a totally novel carbohydrate. He’s already been through tuna, bison, pork, rabbit, tapioca, sweet potato, chickpeas. He’s probably allergic to rice, wheat, beef, chicken and turkey.
  2. As a result of his crazytunes new diet, he has gained 10 pounds, which has forced us to change his tacky nickname from Spiney to Pork-u-Piney.
  3. My new job lets me work from home, so far, and so P is happier and more content than we’ve seen him in ages.
  4. Training with Jolanta continues to be awesome.
  5. He continues to love his occasional babysitter, Alex. I’ll post some of her photos of Piney dressed up in the outfits she inflicts upon him in the next couple of days.
XOXO,
Anaheed (and Piney)

15 comments:

Karen Minturn Brown said...

What wonderful reasons to be AWOL! Since it's expensive, Piney is probably eating salmon every day...

Piney Marley Hussein Glass-Alani said...

Not expensive enough, Karen. Guess again!

Bella's Mom said...

I'm going with Garbanzo pinto beans for the protein and pumpkin for the carbohydrate.

And can I just tell you how much I love seeing a HAPPY Piney update!!

OXOX,
Bella's Mom

Anonymous said...

Ostrich or emu?

Anonymous said...

Kangaroo???

TaxiLab said...

Great to hear Piney is doing well! Glad you can be at home with him...wish I could do that, but teaching from home doesn't really work. I'm guessing shrimp and barley or squirrel and quiona. That's the wackiest I could come up with!

Anna said...

Sea urchin?

In Black and White said...

I asked Billy and he went straight for his antler chew so we're going with reindeer!
P.S. don't leave us in suspense for too long...

Helen said...

Caviar? Glad to have some news from you and Piney. I'll bet he's thrilled that you're working from home!

celeste said...

dog? it's that kind of world...

so happy to read he's happy.

S. said...

Kobe Beef! Only the best for Piney!

Karen Minturn Brown said...

caviar?

arthag said...

caviar and oatmeal?

Lily said...

I'm going to guess brushtail or unagi (eel.) I'm stumped about the carbohydrate portion though. And yes, don't keep us in suspense for too long!

chickens said...

Brushtail possum?