Pine-Sol probably thinks Jolanta plays with him every week out of love. And while I am pretty sure she does love him, we do technically pay her to be his friend. I wonder what P would think if he knew that basically she is a whore. (Um, sorry, Jolanta.)
Monday, March 1, 2010
Can Buy Him Love
Today when Jolanta entered the dog run, Piney ran right up to her, twice, tail a-wagging, eyes soft & happy. It’s crazy to me that you can actually take a suspicious, strangers-fearing dog like our Pines and literally force him to like someone. But our plan of regular, stress-free play sessions over the course of a couple of months totally worked.
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good news,
Jolanta Benal,
prostitution,
training
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You guys are like the parents that buy their kid a hooker for his 16th birthday, but without all of the icky-ness. Don't pop his bubble!
It's too late for Jolanta, though...she knows what she is (sorry).
Soooo Piney throws up faggots and hangs out with whores...and you wonder why people give him the "stink-eye" sometimes!
Just kidding, laughed my butt off reading this this! (note to self, quit drinking while reading the adventures of Mr Piney, it's leaving an awful mess on my computer screen!)
Hey, prostitution is a perfectly honorable profession. You're just lucky we haven't unionized.
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