First thing Piney did this morning was puke up a faggot.
By which I mean literally a bundle of sticks! And yes I am only telling you this so I can use that word with its original meaning. And yes I am basically 12 years old!
there's also a thread-pulling process known as faggoting: I used to have a lovely gingham 50s dress w/faggoting and I loved describing the process to people so that my inner 13=y-o could have a snigger.
When Piney came to live with us, we didn't know that within a couple of years he would flourish into the allergic-to-everything, IBD-having, aggressive-to-strangers little hellhound that he is today. He enjoys fetch, chewing and meat. His favorite color is red. His lucky number is 3. Nickname: Down Payment on an Apartment.
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there's also a thread-pulling process known as faggoting: I used to have a lovely gingham 50s dress w/faggoting and I loved describing the process to people so that my inner 13=y-o could have a snigger.
i am so gonna ace the GRE now with my new vocabulary!
Ha! Glad to know I'm not the only gal who loves 12-year old boy & bathroom humor!
Lillie
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